What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do you think Christine Lagarde will be headed and will be heading for success in the next French presidential elections starting as soon as 2027?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?